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If such a thing exists, surely it would be found somewhere over that atomic horizon!
If you look and survive long enough, anything could be out there! Go wild!
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Citizens may share their love for Vault-Tec and our patented Vaults in any way they desire! From buying merchandising, to purchasing a spot in a Vault, and heck, even physical affections!
So go ahead, Funkyimpact! Hug as many Vaults as you want! We love you -and all of our citizens- too!
A friendly future, is a better future!
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vampireweek3nd said: Awwhh it's fine we still love ya <3
OOC: I STILL FEEL COMPELLED TO UPDATE AS APOLOGIES TO THAT, AND THE DRY SPELL.
I’ve been re-playing Fallout 3 lately and I’ve gotten back into the wasteland swing. As such, I’m hoping to update this more often, so send in more asks!
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Anonymous said: why are you reblogging porn?
OOC: I HAVE NO IDEA WOT THAT WAS OH ME GOD IM GOING TO KILL THE OTHER MOD IM SORRY
IM GOIGN TO DO AN UPDATE RIGHT NOW TO MAKE UP FOR IT
THERE WILL COME A TIME WHERE THIS GUN WILL SAVE OUR LIVES.
AND YOU WILL ALL THANK ME FOR GETTING IT.
NOW CRIPPLE YOURSELF CARRYING IT HALFWAY ACROSS THE MOJAVE.
Apologies for lack of activity, folks. Your Vault-Tec sponsors are still here and kickin’. Our lines have been busy, and our time to answer has been scarce at best. However, please have patience and a Vault-Tec representative will be with you eventually…
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As with most technologies, RobCo has developed many different models of Pip-Boys: Some hand-held, others seemingly-permanently locked on your wrist, and even more that are normal wrist-mounted and entirely removable!
We have received many complaints about the subject of “irremovable Pip-Boys” over the years, and give out our sincerest apologies. However, Vault-Tec itself is not the company responsible for developing Pip-Boys. That honor belongs solely to RobCo Industries.
On that note, Vault-Tec would like to recommend anyone who cannot remove their Pip-Boy to visit a trained RobCo technician for assistance, as they would likely know how to help you remove your Pip-Boy device.
Vault-Tec would also like to admit we have no idea why they would make Pip-Boys permanent, as it does not seem to serve a logical purpose and honestly seems very uncomforting to our Citizens.
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Well, our friends 'under da sea', are not so happy about this. They’ve asked to relay the message, “would you kindly take your rude assumptions, and shove ‘em.”
No. Absolutely no regret.
Vault-Tec has many other things that make up for our lack of Power Armor. Even without any, we are still the Number 1 Post-Apocalyptic Industry.
I don’t see Enclave with over 100-or-so Nuke Proof Vaults, each filled to the brims with test su
bje—-the remaining Citizens of Humanity.
“The Enclave, responsible for the experiment (officially known as the “Societal Preservation Program”), considered themselves prime candidates for recolonizing the world after a nuclear holocaust and to this end commissioned the construction of their own shelters, isolated from the vault network. The purpose of the vault experiments was to help prepare the Enclave for either re-colonizing Earth or colonizing another planet if Earth turned out to be uninhabitable.”
So you see, Vault-Tec, your vaults are really our vaults, and always were. Your experiments were our experiments. Everything you did was done to further our goals.
Because you work for us, and always have.
Until we meet again, this is your President, John Henry Eden, reblogging this post.
This is why you don’t get invited to the Sunday BBQs.
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